Saturday, May 28, 2005

How To Derestrict A Skyteam 50cc

Tacci yours, Aabo

hate these chain letters, but since they are back by yet another sleepless night and I'm fuckin 'around while the monster is asleep (LUI! !!!), let's confess misdeeds.

TOTAL VOLUME OF MUSIC FILES: at a guess I would say a 60X60, but are scattered throughout the house so I do not know exactly.

LAST CD I bought: Yesterday, the stalls, for a € a Beethoven concerto. Just 'cause it costs more' on the blank CD to burn the same symphony download, eh.

SONG THAT IS PLAYING NOW: Goodnight moon (Shivaree)

FIVE SONGS THAT OFTEN HEAR: Ranging every week, 'cause usually shove a CD into the drive and let us know ad nauseam. After that 'ends in the stack of CDs that if they resent once vomiting.

five bloggers to switch to the witness: (so I know that you've already 'linked all,' STARD) quieteblu.splinder.com (Marisa), minty.iobloggo.com (Minty), www.livejournal.com / users / Idesia (Dany, so that will not do it '), wolfstep.cc (which not even know him, but what I like to write too much), zenda.splinder.com (Cosi' offers something other than the weather: P)

LEGAL NOTICE: All copies present in my house are duplicated from the original single-purpose backup, and that my wisdom and 'was confirmed by the fact that all originals have been destroyed or lost, and are therefore unavailable.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Gay Cruising Etiquete

Watch out (breath of) dog!

When I was pregnant the general opinion was that I was reckless keeping of animals in the same room where he laid the sacred feet a sweet, small, tender baby '.
When the sweet, tiny, tender baby 'and' come home for a long time I avoided to keep in contact with the two species, more 'real concern that as a precautionary measure (let's face it: there I was terrible because' to my dogs cares absolutely nothing about my son).
Then, lately, the animals have learned that David and 'a small, sweet, tender baby'. And since I have very good dogs, protective, even maternal, decided that the sweet little (ok ok the tears) to be treated like any other puppy. This' involves supervising baths, diaper changes, feedings, Mossette varied, and, alas, 'if you stain to clean it.
This morning I sat quietly in the bathroom to wash the swimsuit of the night (and never in life I would have said that the day would come when I would hand wash something, I put in a washing machine also Kleenex), when I hear David whine oddly, a bit 'as if to curse but could not for obvious reasons of age'. I'm going to find room and Diana, et spectacular statuary collie with long flowing hair, which people on the street turns to look at her, intent to 'clean up' the face of the man cub. The problem 'that Diana, dog absolutely polite, clean, odorless, colorless, tasteless, that more' than once we have forgotten at home because of others' and 'so' discreet and quiet you forget that it exists, has an American experiment that seems like a breath for the final design of the weapon for the destruction of humanity '. It appears that a colony of rats has died asphyxiated in the throat, the effect of Zyklon B to the Nazi era ended. It seems those who aspire to a concrete mixer shafts blacks, remained one month in the sun because of a strike. The dunghill of a leper colony. The leper colony of a colony of dung beetles. Il. .. in short, you understand.
Everything 'on the soft face of my little, sweet (SBONK!), who rightly called for fresh air, or at least only air that stank of exhaust fumes. MA Diana, undeterred, carefully licking the face, hands, little arms, while David struggled to repel the wave of radioactive miasma that fell on him relentlessly in every breath (and 'the case to say that).

This I know and 'better not tell it to my grandmother ...

Monday, May 23, 2005

Futures And Options Markets Answers

does not live by only

I'll ever ask you?
The Golden Knights are the holy defenders of justice, however, 'let's face it, can not live on pension, unless you scrape the inside of the Gold Cloth and sell gold as they arrive to pay their bills - rumor Cancer of the fourth house that has been given to this practice, and we saw what happened.
addition, maintenance costs of megalomaniacs like Twelve homes are anything but indifferent. In peacetime, the Saints remain idle, so Athena, for justice, can not ' pay them an adequate salary.
And since all jobs are honorable ...

Mur Aries
It 'all too obvious, is dedicated to the repair of armor. In peacetime, however (when the plates are damaged in tournaments rather than 'in deadly combat), it charges a price in blood, but in Euro, stating that it has a little brother to maintain. From the Saints who have tried to seek discounts do not have more 'news.

Aldebaran del Toro
his unique 'and' the fight, and therefore is 'dedicated to teaching boxing at a gym in Athens, in company' with Ioria Leo. Given its remarkable, however, requires' materials, (let's face it: eat right as a bull), and it 'also found a second job, taking advantage of its quality' suspicion, and three times a week he went to work part time in kindergarten the Sanctuary. In a recent interview he said his desire for more 'big time to' raise a family, but he and 'reticent about the existence of some girlfriend.

Gemini, God rest his soul, and 'beyond' of such material base, but you can 'only imagine the entities' salary of the High Priest of Athens. His dishonest 'also made him receive a salary as a knight of the Twins (one for the good part - but not cracked, and one for the wicked). Rightly defeated by his goddess, that does not tolerate similar mess-ups.

Cancer and Death Mask 'also died, but it seems that the first grand slam in the bottom of Hades being that has a monopoly of cigarette smuggling, weapons, drugs and spare parts of armor in Athens, showing no mercy' for any who refused to pay his 'protection'.

Ioria Leo
The most 'noble Saints and' well, let's face it, one of the least eclectic. Has 'arranged in putting companies' expanding with Aldebaran and the staff of the gym, which currently offers the following courses: boxing, martial arts, swimming, sprinting (target: 300,000 km / sec, money back guarantee) fall by ravines, marble floors musata up (with the help of slides understand how to dig furrows on pavements without even the fractured nose), stunt, rhetoric (in monologues essential pre-fight), perceptions cosmic special effects. Obligation of a template for the ladies, who, to counteract such discrimination can take advantage of free classes on how to fight without losing that template (it is not 'easy as it sounds, since' the masks of the Sanctuary regulations do not provide laces or buckles to keep them without the face).
All young apprentices are enrolled in the Sanctuary at least one course in the hope of having a point in more 'at the time of the conquest of the armature.

Shaka Virgo
His needs' materials are extremely small in as the lack of heat, light, food, shelter, clothing and internet connection are a source of pride for an ascetic of his stature. In the rare moments when you can tear him to meditation, however, earn his meal of hard bread and white rice by teaching yoga to stressed out employees, managers, trainees and pregnant women riders.

Dauko Libra
small landowner in a communist country, and this says a lot about how soon the knight of Libra. Owns the house, pets, a small vegetable garden that grows by exploiting the labor of the Dragon Sirius (which, for its part, lives in the land as a sharecropper who works). Furthermore, because of his old age ', receives a pension that allows you to pass the idle hours in front of the cascade of five peaks.

Milo of Scorpio
His ability 'in handling poisons made it the most' renowned European breeder of snakes, from which derives the chemicals it sells to pharmaceutical companies.
Probably 'the most' well-off between the Gold Saints, also because 'puts passion into his profession, and even his hobbies (which shall breed scorpions as pets) and' pertinent to 'main. However, his life is not 'rosy as it may' appear, as this causes serious difficulties for the profession 'in having a lasting romantic relationship: the maidens who invites to dinner at his house, there are few exits, and those few not have more 'wanted to know him.

Aiolos Sagitter
As guardian of the infant Athena, his salary was second only to the High Priest, who probably thought of this when he is' the knight of Sagittarius was precluded any incentive. Board included.

Shura Capricorn
professional fencer. Unbeaten until his encounter with the Dragon Sirius.

Camus of Aquarius
Despite the coldness of his character and lack of heating Eleventh house, this knight was the most 'loved by children of the sanctuary because of his work as ice cream, especially in the summer that allowed him to accumulate a considerable gain. Furthermore, it missing adults secretly in the night, came at the eleventh to stock up on assorted trays. The death of Camus 'loss was probably the most' feel of the entire Sanctuary.

Aphrodite of Pisces
The aesthetics of the sanctuary it was also a beautician, and among the most 'famous worldwide. To see why, 'just to see how Athena is always perfectly made up and coiffed, and how his clothes are always clean, they are crumpled, burned, stabbed or dumped on the ocean floor. The exchange of young girls in the Twelfth house was constant source of envy by other Saints (especially Milo), who had put about strange voices about the ambiguity 'sexual orientation. The truth 'about the knight of Pisces it' s never been established, and although the girls of the Sanctuary swear on his integrity 'morale, men are much less categorical: a small path that goes around the Twelfth certifies as they prefer to avoid to have a lot to do with the knight of Pisces.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

What Does Amplified Wheybolic Extreme 60 Do

Cosmo Star wars episode 3

Going to the cinema with a son a few months, more 'that a company, and' violence.
David has recently started making huge smiles when he sees me, stop crying when I take her up to me the verses that will evolve into the mythical "ma ma ma", and I began to suffer from separation anxiety.
Going to the cinema? And if he cries? If he wakes up and I do not find it? If he wants to do his silly little games with her little hands that make you laugh?
I have loaded in the car by force and forced to endure the last episode of Lucas now dall'Alzheimer eaten alive. The story begins where

must begin, or where he was to begin with Episode 1 for the boiata not be huge and that '. Anakin and Obi Uan save Chancellor Palpatine from the evil Count Dooku, Sith prevent the threat. Come back to Anakin Padme runs, shoots his tongue in his mouth in front of everyone and says she 'pregnant, have to keep reminding him that their secret marriage relationship recorded in all the archives of the galaxy.
"Oh, dear, if you know that I got married they threw me out of the Jedi Council!"
"Oh, dear, if you know a child that looks you throw me out of the Senate!"
"Oh, dear, I also dreamed that morivi in childbirth, and you know that my dreams, at least the bad ones, are becoming reality '!"
The two looked intently into his eyes.
"This baby 'a blessing!"
and kissing passionately. Meanwhile, Anakin
storm wondering how to save Padme from the sad fate that awaits him. Ultrasound? A gynecologist? A nice caesarean?
Of course not, in a world of spaceships, droids and sentient warriors who fight with telekinesis, choosing the most 'safe' switch from the dark side of the Force. Moreover Chancellor Palpatine and 'become, no one knows as we do not know when you do not know why, 'crony of Anakin, and ensnares more and more'.
the Jedi Council tells him to watch Palpatine but Anakin, who has made an ethnic massacre in Episode 2 and killed without mercy 'disarmed an enemy early in the film, believes that this' is not compatible with the ethics jedi and moans more and more '. Besides, the Board makes the mistake of admitting between the big boys, but without doing Jedi Master and Anakin takes offense to death, 'cause being the most' young jedi never admitted to the council and not 'just an honor, and even guarantee that it will soon 'appointed master. The grumbling of the dark side and 'more and more' intense.
Meanwhile, Palpatine continued his rise to power, and by the way its resemblance to Pope Ratzinger is becoming more 'left. Anakin relates his plans to the Jedi Council, but then betrays helping Palpatine to take out his companions, as long as they explained how to save Padme from certain death. Meanwhile, Obi
Uan and 'went to look for another villain, finds him, kills him, but Anakin's betrayal has made' Palpatine seized power in the Senate, and so 'esrecito the clones begin to take out all jedi, Obi Uan except, that is saved as a result of the mystic power of the ass-jedi (Thank you, Vincenzo Beretta!) and Yoda, who appears to be the only Jedi can sense the hostility 'of the enemy. Sara 's why Luke Skywalker, whom he trained, become' a jedi a bit 'more' serious all the fools who were mowed down like grass in Episode 3?
Meanwhile, Anakin, now fully caught up by the dark side, as evidenced by her look more and more 'dark, goes to the Jedi Temple, and everything to just kill all the jedi, including children. When Obi Uan sees what 'in a recording, begins to have some suspicions about his student, and decides to go to ask about Padme.
"Padme, I have a doubt ... you and Anakin are married, live together in a glass house where anyone can 'look inside moving car, you're not pregnant ... and' the father of the child and 'Anakin ?
Padme ducks, confirming that the mystical-ass jedi never wrong. Obi Uan leaves satisfied his wit and Padme Anakin decides to go look, went to quell a bit 'of riots around the galaxy. Obi Uan, who communicated telepathically with Anakin Episode 2 at a distance of entire planets, this time has no idea where your student is into the space and pockets.
When Padme is Anakin's points out that all that slaughter is a bit 'too only have dreamed that she will die', when the galaxy and 'full of medical clinics, and this' is angry to the point where Anakin tries to kill her. Obi Uan stands in the way and start the long-awaited battle between the two, in the middle of the lava that miraculously does not cause even a small burn, except when Anakin, now defeated, lying on a river of lava and take fire alone. Obi Uan goes, 'cause the axiom' that the good guys always leave the bad to agonize, so that they return more 'evil and powerful than before. In fact comes Palpatine, Anakin and collects cans in the mythical black armor of Darth Vader.
"Where 'Padme?"
"You killed her, Darth."
"But he was alive when I'm gone!"
Palpatine does not know what to say, but you need not say anything because 'Darth Vader decides to believe the word of a man who has systematically lied to for three movies, and screams of pain.
Meanwhile, Padme gives birth to twins, Luke and Leia, dying of grief (and to be 'ever, have Darth Vader for her husband).
Children must be protected, he decided Obi Uan, heedless of the fact that Darth Vader does not have absolutely nothing against them. "She'll take me!" It offers the king.
"And the child?"
Yoda has the solution. "On Tatooine, its relatives that grow in the desert and are always on the brink of starvation!"
"Great!" Exclaims Obi Uan. "I'm going 'to inhabit'!"
The film ends with Leila in the arms of the kings, on a terrace overlooking a green and fertile planet, Luke and uncles in their arms, in a hut in the desert.

Luckily when I came back from David, gave me a huge grin ... There must be a natural law

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Can A Person Live A Long Life And Be Anorexic

instructions

second here, even though they live in the countryside among fields and orchards woods, when the child is asleep, the peasant farm below the attacks with a hammer, planed, drilled, barrels, fire, and other indescribable noises that imply activities' that do not want to think.
But as my son and 'the Antichrist, rather than get headaches like me (and I can not even take a pain killer, damn breastfeeding), I sleep like a log out happy. Like 'can I distract myself a bit.
And as I get distracted? I read the instructions manuals accumulated strollers, portenfant, changing tables and companionship. Definitely have your mom all the way!
The manual of the stroller comes directly from the tomb of Tutankhamen: pages and pages of incomprehensible drawings, light blue on white pages glossy reflective mirror-like, with hands that can perform incomprehensible in parts of the stroller that does not seem to exist in this world, and to interpret it takes an Egyptologist expert in hieroglyphics supported by the national standard of "guess the mystery object." Proper use of this manual and 'read it AFTER you discovered how to free the child from the safety belts. Then everything will clear. Later he became expert and will be 'careful rehearsing without child, avoiding the risk of having to call the fire department to free him from the stroller. The manual station
-bath consists of about six hundred pages written in tiny characters and dense, which explain how to use the pan: bring SUPER STORAGE AND CHANGING WITH PAN DE CAZZIS (TM) registered trademark in the bathroom, place it over your health, taking care not to flush the toilet, fill the water tank making sure that the container cap is not fully inserted into the hole WARNING fill with boiling water as the plastic may melt.
Yes', but my son enjoys it, to make the end of the lobster ...
course, the real baby can 'count on huge pages that explain how to place it on the floor, how to put on the baby and how to make sure not to drop it ("do not leave your baby unattended on the changing table," "keep away from fire" thing, the child or baby? E 'is a fundamental difference ...). Are of course not be held liable 'for abuse of the baby (how the hell do you use a changing table in an improper way? HOW ????)
portenfant The manual is frightening indeed, but now sailed in these sorts of things jump at the foot 'of the hieroglyphs, recommendations, responsibility' and declined to fly directly pressed a few lines at the bottom of the last page, those that explain how to put it in the car. And I feel like crying.
1 Lower the stabilizer (the WHAT?)
2 Place the chair on the seat of the car where you want to install it (ok, but what 'the catch stabilizer?)
3 Pull the seat belt and hook them all 'special buckle (where appropriate? on or in the seat? And baby, when I put him there?)
4 Pass the lap belt in the two side guides of the chair (which guides? But where 'design, because 'but not where they illustrated all guides are cursed ste? And now' we have, what is' a firm stabilizer?)
5 Tilt the handle in position A as shown in Figure 17 by pressing the two buttons control posts on the joints. Grasp the shoulder belt and pull it, thus' live the lap belt, make sure the lap belt is always in the guides (you can repeat that, please?) 6
Keeping tension on the chest strap, pass it in the guide on the back of the backrest. Tension the belt as much 'as possible without leaving excess tape, make sure that is not twisted. (Too late! Anyone help me to free my hands?)
WARNING: Do not switch the seat belt in positions other than those listed in this manual! Compromise the safety of your child! (Thanks, just what I needed to find the inner peace needed to figure it out)

Aha! The next chapter concerns the placement of the child! We must raise the heir (who at this point would only be given up for adoption) before proceeding.

7 Open the flap of tissue, placed on the seat, push the button metal placed under it and still holding it down, pull the two belts of the chair (EEEEEEEEEEHHHH ?????)
8 Loosen the belt buckle of the seat, pressing the red button, place the child in the carseat. (From a young age taught me to never press the red button, and then I have yet to figure out what's the catch stabilizer ...)
9 Fasten the lap of the seat, tighten your seat belt, being careful not to overtighten the baby (finally something I understand! But where the armchair wearing a safety belt?)

After spending half a day to decipher deadly signs of harness to be inserted into slots B according careful not to hit the support C otherwise the car explodes, the husband gets tired, takes portenfant, places it in the car with all the baby and fasten your seat belts.
I take a piece of paper, I write above "putting the child in the chair lacing straps that goes over the peas and not down, put everything in the car wearing a seat belt that will go through those things' that are made on purpose, to be careful not to have too narrow, and start from scoured, "puts it on the fridge and throw away the manual, but even so 'bothers me' cause clogs up the trash.
And the shadow of the walker to purchase their first steps upon us ...

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

60 Birthday Party Speech

to know first ...

the supermarket. Since
alone and 'a little' complicated to handle wheelchair and cart, I put the heir in portenfant portenfant and I put the cart. Eventually David was buried in strawberries, bread, Depilsoap (aho 'under human wreckage I'm there' still a woman, somewhere), the drips and pork chops that are just now tan in the oven. But we overlook.
I was standing there 'at the bar fridge, lost as usual dilemma nell'atroce entitled: light yogurt or fresh cream to accompany the strawberries? (Kiss my dog who guesses the answer).
"Do not buy it."
The voice of my conscience? I look around, but there 'no. Pero ', as the voice came from below, I looked down and saw a affaretto high to a grasshopper or a little more ', looking at me very seriously, submerged by a coat more' than him.
"Do not buy what?" I ask him, and put down 'guiltily cream.
"That one '." decreed the brat, indicating David.
I managed not to laugh, but it 'was hard, eh ... while I explained to him that, even if it was in the cart, not 'I had taken special offer them' the market (and then they are not special offer, are never special offer, pay them and pay them dear, installment payment, no benefits, increasing interest in 'high as they grow), I was going to make me burst a vein in an effort to keep me. The
want to laugh and I 'just passed a sudden the kid shook his head in front of my gullibility. "No, I do not buy, you do not know ... I always cry And do not make you sleep!"

Japanese Rape Movie On Train

tailwagging @ 2005-05-10T15: 40:00

someone can 'please indicate where they switch the baby'?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaazie